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I know, it's sort of hot there. I would've preferred Norway to be honest, but I heard that guys there looked like Sting and I've got it in good authority that the real Vikings were all dead. So really, what's the point? The next best thing is Argentina, and by best I meant that I just found out on Wikipedia--and Motorcycle Diaries-- that they do have winters there.
Besides, Norway isn't anywhere near Brazil. Prince Haakon ain't Rodrigo Santoro, that's for sure. Plus, I have three more reasons:
- Facundo Arana
Yeah, he sounded like someone's grandfather but one look from those smoldering eyes and he can be named Beelzebub with a pet pig named Lady Berrybender and I wouldn't give a shit.
I know, his hair looked stringy and dry . But I'm broadening my horizons.
- Pablo Echarri
Ah, Pablo. I found out I'm partial to guys named Pablo--with long wavy hair, dark beard and piercing eyes. Of course, if he looked good in trench coats, it's not really such a hardship on my part to want him to become the father of my children.
I don't mind if he smokes---hot people usually does. - Nicolas Mateo
He's Kachorra's brother-- and that's pretty much all I knew about him. He also starred in several movies I haven't heard of but I don't really care. I liked his nose and his hair. Superficial, yes, but I'm not really a deep person so it's alright.
Our friendly neighborhood pirate is quite unfair. How come they only sell Korean, Japanese, American and Taiwanese series? What about the Mexican, the Argentinean and the Brazilian? If you're going to smuggle something, don't do it half-heartedly. Go all the way and get some booty from South America!
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